yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
