You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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