no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you would pick up someone in the library
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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