PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
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