you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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