Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Randomize