So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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