what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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