Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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