Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
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she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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