where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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