but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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