Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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