dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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