I'm gonna have a badass scar
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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