I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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