Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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