That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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