Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
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So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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