at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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