Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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