And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Randomize
