he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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