when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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