Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
high people should be assigned attendants
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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