The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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