we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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