You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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