hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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