Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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