omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
