Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He felt like a one man threesome
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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