Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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