Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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