Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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