and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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