sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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