No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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