you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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