If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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