I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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