so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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