you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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