Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(561): View more from Florida

This dress was meant to end up on your floor

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(919): View more from North Carolina

And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.

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(805): View more from California

woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."

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(716): View more from New York

I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.

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(949): View more from California

It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.

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(214): View more from Texas

Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?

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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.

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(317): View more from Indiana

you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket

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(513): View more from Ohio

To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.

(336): View more from North Carolina

So he's at the chuch?

(513): View more from Ohio

No, hooters.

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