where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Enjoy the penises
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..