You're completely useless in the revolution.
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams