Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
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For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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