woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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