i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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