I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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