this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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