It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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