he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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