stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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