I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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