What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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