just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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